No, this is not my third diet pepsi today.
No, I did not use the fax machine at work to send out applications for my husband.
It wasn't me that ate the last 9 cookies and drank the last of the milk last night. again.
No, I am not blogging at work.
No, I didn't just send my husband a picture of me eating a long john to tease him while he's on the bus. starving. and grumpy.
And I'm not the reason Hayden's wearing 2 different socks today.
No, I'm not sick of the "1st Black American President" hype.
No, I do not want a computer for Christmas.
And no WAY do I want to take a nap right now.